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This comment has the most small dick energy I've seen all week.

Digital penises can't hurt you, and they won't make yours look tinier by comparison. Going around harassing independent game developers to offset your insecurity, on the other hand, makes everyone think that even more than if you revved the engine of your raised truck around town with vape smoke pouring out the window while the back rattles with all your crushed monster energy cans.